Twitter Wit by Nick Douglas

Author:Nick Douglas
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2009-04-16T04:00:00+00:00

samreich

“Yo, bro, explaining Burning Man is like trying to explain color to someone who’s blind.” And consequently wishes they were also deaf.

AinsleyofAttack

Got a great massage today. It’s like the masseuse knew instinctively that I hold all of my tension in my penis.

DougBenson

I’m at the Bill Murray-decides-to-join-the-army point in my life.

BrilliantOrange

I like Brazilian food. You almost never find hair in it.

MODAT

Instead of writing my name on my milk jug in the office fridge, I’m going to start taping on a Polaroid of myself drinking straight from it.

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